I went to college. I have student loans. Big ones at that. I could probably buy a Ferrari with my monthly payments that go to students loans (the months that I pay my loans that is). Anyway, there are some pretty unique scholarships out there and I'm going to tell you about some of them.
1. If you're a sweet golf caddy with 2 years of experience. So the bum that Happy Gilmore hired that ended up washing socks and taking baths in the pond can get a nice chunk of change to "go be smarter." Haha. No joke people. It's called the Evans Scholars Foundation.
2. Got Milk? Hell yeah I do so give me some money. Did you know you can get $7500 for having a great looking milk mustache? True story. Body by Milk gives 25 lucky people the $7500. However, you have to be a student athlete with a minimum GPA of 3.2. There goes 99% of the eligible people. Just kidding, athletes are smart.
3. If you are a 6'2 male or a 5'10 female you are tall and deserve money. That's stupid. I'm 6'2 if I wear those shoes with the hidden 4" soles that are too expensive to buy so I remain 5'2. Do the math. Anyway, the TCI (Tall Club International) offers people under 21 $1,000 if you meet the skillful requirements of being 6'2 or 5'10.
4. What is vacuum coating? If you know what it is then you can receive $2,500 from the Society of Vacuum Coating. They provide 2 $2,500 scholarships a year. That pretty much means everyone that applies gets it.
There are a few more crazy scholarships, but I'm not telling anyone because I qualify for them. Just kidding, I already went to college and trying to come up with a plan to make so much money I can buy the bank my student loans are through and fire the last customer service rep I had. She had no heart. I'm thinking about starting my own scholarship for Food Friendzy. If you do not know what that is you either spend all your time watching porn or I guess don't have Facebook. Either way, both deserve a scholarship too.
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Saturday, January 16, 2010
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