Tuesday, January 19, 2010

California is Melting

Why do I say that? Do you see all the rain that continues to rain on their parade? You know how the witch melts in the rain from that famous movie with ToTo in it? That's my joke. People freaking out is not a joke. Hopefully all those hybrids with 10 inch rims and P rated tires float into the ocean. I'm not talking about the actually P rated tire. The p stands for something. Guess what that is?

I don't know how many people experience California drivers when it rains. I have. It's amusing and frustrating at the same time. If you live in Michigan you can probably drive, play Call of Duty, shave your legs, bake a cake and text message exactly 160 characters while driving through a hurricane. Oh but it gets better. All of a sudden that hurricane turns into a snow storm giving you 3 inches of visibility. It doesn't matter though, you still drive through while putting frosting on your cake. This is a TYPICAL Michigan driver. There is always the exception though so I cannot totally talk up Michigan drivers. It tends to be a certain race or gender, but I'm not naming that stereotype. Oh yeah and cops can't drive either, especially when they are trying to catch up to me. Not happening buddy.

Anyway, this is the end of my make fun of the rain in CA post. Can't forget to make extra fun of my favorite San Diego Bounce House since they are losing money everyday it rains.


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