Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Random Interview Advice

When you are in college and doing the whole recruiting process you are probably nervous. Don't be. 99% of the time you are smarter than the recruiter. Also, they are going to hire you if they like you. If you "fit it." Maybe not ALL companies are like this, but I've seen many examples of this in my short lived corporate experience. I've even spoken with recruiters who told me they know if they are going to give a second interview within one minute. ONE minute! I know one minute seems like a long time for some guys out there, but it really isn't.

You honestly should care way more about yourself during the interview and make the recruiter feel like they are being recruited. Why would you do that? It's like telling a girl you won't have sex with her. She feels unwanted and not as good as the other girls. What does she do then? She has sex with you. Try it out at a bar. If there is a group of girls, talk to the least attractive one. Sure she has a great personality, but she isn't as good looking until you drink 45 shots of Hot Damn 100. MOST TIMES, the more attractive girls start asking themselves what is wrong with me? Why is he talking to heeeeer? Now the attractive girls try harder and want you to want them. Don't give in yet though. Wait until the end of the night and now she is desperate and questioning if her friend is better than her. NOW STRIKE. You can finish the story on your own because I'm getting sidetracked from the main idea.

Do not be nervous in the interview. Instead, you should really understand what it is like to work at the company interviewing you. I chose the company that paid the most. BIG MISTAKE. I should have picked the company that had young workers and a fun work environment. That is what you should go after. Ask many questions related to the work environment and then ask yourself if you would hang out with those people outside of work. If you say no, why would you want to work there? You're going to hate your life and then you become the majority of American's who want to kill their co-workers. I killed a co-worker with a trident and now I'm wanted. I'm going to lay low for awhile.

P.S. if you are a girl who takes offense to the above analogy, sorry. Not really though. If you want to jump in and steal a guy that is talking to your lesser attractive friend, talk about Call of Duty. Tell the guy how much you love it. You now have control over his life.

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1 comment:

  1. So true. Not just the Call of Duty part, that part is obvious.

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