My Autoshow Concept Vehicle

Since the Detroit auto show is going on, I decided to develop my own concept vehicle. Have you played Grand Theft Auto or at least heard about it? If not... wow. My vehicle design is based around that game since I have road rage. I wouldn't have road rage if people learned to drive though so I'm blaming my issues on them. Here are the issues with people driving that create the motivation behind my concept vehicle.

1. Tailgaters: First off, I do not drive slow. The only reason I drive the speed limit is if someone is in front of me and I cannot pass. Other than that it's at least 1mph over the speed limit since I'm such a rebel. Every once in awhile I will be stuck behind someone driving the speed limit. Then, some a-hole decides to practically hump my bumper and ride my ass. Not cool at all. I use the slam on my brakes method until the person is either in the ditch or backs off. Either way satisfies me. That is the OLD method. My concept vehicle will have an electronic display on the back window that kindly tells the tailgater to back off. The first warning will say please in it. The second warning will have die in it. Be creative and come up with your own sentences with those words in it. There is no third warning. Instead, my concept vehicle has a rocket launcher that comes up from under the bumper. So I push the button and my Grand Theft Auto style vehicle eliminates one more stupid person from our roads.

2. People who fail to see the light is green, especially a green arrow that is about 5 seconds long. Wow dude, you just gave yourself 5 years of bad karma. And by bad karma I mean me writing your license plate down and stalking you for 5 years. The old method was to catch up to the vehicle assuming I made the light and slam on my brakes and not allow them to pass. I figured they weren't in a hurry to make the light, so they must want to drive slow to wherever they are going. I'm just helping. My concept vehicle will once again have an electronic display that teaches them manners. My vehicle will also take a picture of the person driving and display it on my back window while I pass them. There will also be a big X over their face. Hopefully they are scared and slow down. No worries though. My side rocket has a lock on feature and once I'm 1 mile away from the vehicle I send that baby to the mannerless vehicle. This 1 mile cushion allows me to stay stealthy so nobody witnesses the rocket leaving my vehicle. The rocket also has a kill cam on it just like Call of Duty so I can watch the video over and over from the comfort of my mom's house.

3. I saved the best for last. There are PLENTY of other road rage enablers that I have, but these are the top. The person who is in such a hurry to cut in front of you and then drives UNDER the speed limit. OMGMYBFFJILLWTFJUSTHAPPENED. I'll tell you what happened. The person that just pulled in front of me has no respect. When there are NO cars behind me, you feel the need to hurry and pull out in front of me just to drive UNDER the speed limit? WTF would you do that. I'm getting mad just writing about it. Imagine when it actually happens. The old method is to ride their bumper and turn on the brights if it's dark out. I do this for a few minutes just so they know I'm angry. Then I'll pass and slam on the brakes. No they are probably mad. THEN I go WAY UNDER the speed limit. Way under. I'm talking 15 in a 55. If they try to pass I floor it or move in the middle of the road. Whatever one I'm feeling in the moment. If it's a red light, I'm getting out. There isn't a new method on the concept vehicle. I like the current method especially if it's a red light. Nothing can beat it.

I can go on for days about bad drivers. However, Speeders is on TV right now and I'm waiting for them to air my segment. Oh that's right never mind, I don't get caught. Muhahaha. Boom goes the dynamite. Post your road rage enabler below.



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