For $1.06 I rented Paranormal Activity at redbox. I also rented Gamer as a back up, but had a free coupon code so my total date night was $1.06. You can spend that kind of money when you're rich. Well thank god I had my free backup, which is a sweet movie.
Watching Paranormal Activity is worse than the beginning of a naughty movie. Why is it worse you ask? Because at least the naughty movie gets better, in most cases. Not that I watch those kinds of movies or anything since that stuff is gross. Ewww.
30 minutes into Paranormal Activity and you get to watch his girlfriend brush her teeth, scrapbook, scream at a spider and sleep in a bed and cry. How is this any different than any other relationship? I'd rather watch Twilight and The Notebook back to back.
40 minutes in the movie and his girlfriend is no longer in the bed. Oh no where did she go? She's outside in the cold because shes scared. That's right, scared of the spider she saw earlier.
42 minutes in the movie and it is no longer playing. Why? Because a dirty movie usually starts to become interesting in 5 minutes. What sucks even more is that his girlfriend doesn't even sleep naked. Sucker.
In summary, if you want to watch a guys sucky relationship and watch a super controlling annoying crazy woman, rent Paranormal Activity. Or for free you can find a girlfriend and experience it yourself.
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Tuesday, January 19, 2010
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