Small Things That Make You Want to Lay Down Some...

What are things that make you want to punch, kick, pull hair, gauge an eye or two, stab with a pencil, rip nipple piercings out, headbutt, strangle with floss and I can seriously go on forever since I've probably thought of everything to do to someone for some reason or another? I'm going to just write and not even think. The first one is fresh since it happened 20 minutes ago. Ok here it goes.

Fast food people forgetting your sauce. First of all I cannot eat McDonald's chicken nuggets without BBQ sauce. Second, you have the easiest job in the world except being a prostitute. How the hell do you forget the sauce? It shows it on the screen for J sake. J sake can be Jesus sake's or Jewish sake's. Up to you. Both ways make my point.

People who scream in the gym. Ok,we know you're lifting heavy weights and I hope you drop them on your face or nuts so you can let me listen to Miley Cyrus in peace. I'm assuming you don't care about your nuts since you use steroids so lets go with face.

People who drive foreign vehicles, except Audi's of course. This means the majority of you hate me now, but that's how I feel. For some stupid reason people who drive foreign vehicles are half not smart. That's my politically correct way of saying you are retarded. This rage exponentially increases when the people who drive the foreign vehicle complain about the economy.

Countries/Governments that complain about the United States, but beg for help when they are in trouble. What gets me even more is when we are on our way to help and don't get there fast enough. Excuse me? Sorry our teleportation system is down. If we would reverse the role and the United States had a catastrophe, nobody would help. In fact, they would say, "Oh, well they had it coming, they deserve it." The best thing they would give is a possible incentive to buy their foreign vehicle. Okay I'm done with the foreign bashing for now.

Those are a few big ones. There are many many more and I'll do a follow up post with more.


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